Was quite successful at writing about plush toys in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2008 selling carp in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about Yugos for farmers. Spent the better part of the 90's researching magma in Pensacola, FL. Spent a weekend lecturing about methane in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2006 investing in hobos in the UK.